Since we all know that Star Trek used the Mayberry street, suppose a couple of continuity folks were having lunch together and got the scripts all shuffled together so we end up with Goober on Star Trek:
Captain Kirk: "Kirk to Enterprise." Transporter Officer: "Enterprise, by." Captain Kirk: "Goober, beam me up." or Captain Kirk: "Scotty, I need more power!" Engineering Officer Scott: "Captain, I'm giving you all I've got! You know we need more dilithium crystals!" Security Officer: "Ain't you got a jack?" or Captain Kirk: "Security, we have an Intruder Alert on deck 4. Secure all doors on decks 3, 4, 5 and 6b. Have a fully armed security squad meet me on deck 6b and have the transporter room stand by to remove Mr. Spock from the planet surface. Do you read?" Security Officer: "Say it ag'in." or Captain Kirk: "Helmsman, if we're going to have any chance of outrunning the Klingons, I need warp 9 and I need it now!" Helmsman: "Speed, speed, speed, that's all you ever think about." It could happen. dan _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://mail.wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
