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BARNEY:      I don't know how they do it for 80 cents.
ANDY:        I don't either, I tell you.
BARN:        Three Vienna sausages-heavy on the tomato puree, slice of 
bread, and butter on a paper dish.
ANDY:        And more than an ample portion of succotash. Don't leave 
out the succotash.
BARN:        Yeah.  You know, when you get a good meal like that with as 
good a service as Olive gives you, you don't mind leaving a generous tip.
ANDY:      Did you leave a tip?
BARN:        Well, yeah, a quarter.
ANDY:        I did, too.
BARN:        A quarter?
ANDY:        Yeah.
BARN:        Well, Andy, didn't' you see me put a quarter down?  That 
was supposed to be for the both of us.
ANDY:        Huh.  I'll be dogged.  Oh, what the heck.  It's just a quarter.
BARN:        Well, no, Andy.  That's just throwing money away.  Look, 
I'll run back over there and put my hat down on one of the quarters and 
get it back.
ANDY:        Barney, that's not necessary.  Poor ol' Olive is a widow 
with four children.  She can use it.
BARN:        Oh, yeah.  I forgot about that, bless her heart. (Pauses to 
contemplate the situation)  Let's let her keep it.
ANDY:        You're all heart, you know that, Barn.
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