---------- BARNEY: Well, where's Aunt Bee with lunch? She's usually here and gone by now. ANDY: She's a little late. BARNEY: Well, I'm hungry, Ange. ANDY: She'll be along in a few minutes. Relax BARN: Well, I happen to have this low sugar-blood content, and if I don't get my lunch by noon then I get a headache and I'm no good to anybody. ANDY: A few minutes one way or the other shouldn't make any difference. BARN: Well, it does to me. I've got a clock in my stomach. ANDY: You must have. BARN: I go by that clock, too. Tick, tick. I know it's time for lunch. Tick, tick. I know it's time for dinner. My mother was the same way. ANDY: I remember that about you're mother. BARN: She had a clock in her stomach. ANDY: Hey, Barn? These clocks you and your mother had in your stomachs? Did the tickin' keep your father awake at night? BARN: You wanna get facetious? You wanna get facetious about the whole thing? Is that what you want to do, get facetious? ANDY: No. BARN: Well, just don't get facetious. That happens to be a very common thing: clock in the stomach. ANDY: I know, I know, I know. Aunt Bee had an elephant she kept on the mantelpiece, and it had a clock in its stomach. Now, don't get mad. I was just kiddin'. BARN: I don't mind you kiddin' me about my stomach, but don't kid about my mother's stomach. ----------
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