>>I have heard a rumor that the G-Men are sending a gold shipment through >>Mayberry on their way to Washington.? A gold shipment worth $700 billion. >>They are sneaking it through the sleepy little village of Mayberry in hopes >>it can reach Washington by the time the Federal Bailout comes to a final >>vote.? This has to be kept top secret.? So Barney will get into his plain >>clothes and he will deputize Gomer and they will be in charge of it until it >>reaches the county line.
What about Laura Lee Hobbs at the Dime Store? Sheriff Taylor said she's in the receiving party also. You may have heard that it's $700 billion in gold, but that's just a decoy. Most of it is pork!!! "Shazaam!!!" That's right...There's more pork in this deal than in all the barbecue restaurants in North Carolina put together! Oliver Wendell Douglas Hooterville _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
