>>Dear Mr. Meldrin: >>In regards to your letter concerning the security at the Mayberry >>Security Bank, we the concerned citizens of Mayberry were wondering if >>anyone has addressed the issue of Asa's screw-less gun handle and the >>fact that he has moldy bullets in his gun cartridge. Not only that but >>Mrs. McGrudder said no one from the bank even sent her a get-well-card >>concerning her recent bout with fungus of the knee. >>Thank you for your prompt attention to these matters.
Asa has decided to follow the lead of Sheriff Taylor and not carry a gun any longer. Instead, he has been attendng Judo classes with Deputy Fife and he now considers his body to be a weapon. Harriett bought a get-well card for Mrs. McGrudder and we all signed it. She gave it to Deputy Fife to mail since he said he was going to the post office. However, it apparently never got mailed because he refused to conduct business with the stamp machine...He's still babbling something about how it frosts him. Sincerely, Mr. Meldrin, Pres. Mayberry Security Bank Mayberry, NC _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
