>>I've always been impressed with the quality of phone service in Mayberry. >>Efficient, courteous, dependable. Good to know that Hooterville is finally >>achieving that same level of quality. According to Fred Ziffle, ar one time >>Hooterville was using soup cans and string for telephoning. Said Fred, "We >>used >>tomato for local, chicken noodle for long distance, and minestrone for >>international. >>When phones got rusty and reception sounded bad, we'd go to Drucker's and buy >>a new one for two-bits at lunchtime."
If only the phone company could come up with another 75 feet of wire so that I could have my phone INSIDE the house instead of having to climb that @#$*&^&*!~&%^#$ pole!!! Oliver Wendell Douglas Hooterville _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
