I heard this throught the grapevine, and I'm NOT one to gossip mind you, but,
Y'all may know that Myra Koonce is the niece of Elmer Schwamp. Any way, the way I heard it is that Myra was very jealous of the relationship between Ramona Wiley and Earnest T. Bass. I guess Myra was just crazy over anyone who could klnock out a great version of "Eatin Goober Peas". So, she goes and finds an English passport and fudges in Ramona's name and likeness and smears a little peanut butter on it, so's Earnest T. can't tell the difference. So then, Myra shows Earnest T. the passport and convinces him that Ramona is an Englishter. Well, that really tore it for Earnest T. and he started courting Myra, the underhanded snake that played for his affections in a most unethical manner. Anyway, that's the story I heard going around about Myra Koonce. -Bob _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
