Maximum security cell

          Just yesterday (Sunday) here I was trapped in my own maximum security 
cell. Yep, I was and for more then three long hours!
          Can you emagine, can you emagine, that, me......Barney, locked in my 
own maximum security cell for more then three long hours?
          Here in the west coast's main Mayberry deputy's place wee had some 
excitement. There must had been more then twenty of those police guys from the 
big city ( including some special forces fellows) right here in my own front 
yard, and my back yard too. There was a crime, a real crime. It's big i'm 
tellin ya, it was really really big! A fellow who lives jus three doors down 
from me right here in my maximum security apartment complex (while miss 
Mendalbright was away) who who attempted to kid-nap a girl in Goodyear, Arizona 
and they chassed him all the way home.
          This part i really don't want to tell ya, but in the end he took his 
own life. True story, this really did happen.
          Shucks, what I don't understand though is why they didn't just call 
me and ask me to bring him in. Oh, that's right, The Mayberry Jail is closed on 
Sunday's.

Bob Phillips
westcoastbarney.com
          


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