Message: 4 Date: Sat, 5 Dec 2009 06:03:34 -0600 From: "Ken Anderson" <[email protected]> Subject: Exciting Announcements To: <[email protected]> Message-ID: <438295809a8448db8ecbc5a1baf7d...@yourca3a0fb371> Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed; charset="iso-8859-1"; reply-type=original
Hey folks, I have several great announcements. Not sure if I have shared this or not so forgive me if I am repeating myself. First of all my book just recently won an award. It has received the Wurlitzer Award. Yes, that is correct - Wurlitzer, it is not a typo. The Wurlitzer Award is given to books that can be gotten for a song at thrift sales. So now that I have received such success as an author I have decided to venture out into new areas. I mentioned a few days ago that my wife and I had spent our eighth visit at the Taylor Home Inn B and B. Well, after a lot of thought I have come to the decision that there is enough interest in Wisconsin to warrant a second Mayberry Inn. So I am thinking of opening a Darling Home C and D. A C and D is like a B and B except you sleep on chairs and get dinner.We would serve fish muttle, hogback, and on Sunday's hootowl pie. My wife will even let guests watch her prepare the meals. After all "Friendliness is next to Godliness". We might even throw in some pearly onions. Now I am going to have to stick some money into my place in order to fix it up so I am hoping to get $200 in Federal Stimulus Money in United States Dollars. But don't worry, I am going to continue living like poor folk, just like the rest of you. I hope to convert my outdoor storage shed into a two hole outhouse. Now that is something I have always dreamed of having. And I have the Sears catalogs to swing it. I have even talked to a friend of mine who has agreed that he would come in the middle of the night and throw rocks through the windows. Of course I would have to include a surcharge for window replacements. Anamenities don't come cheap and you can't expect that for $2.00 a night. His name is David E. Fish. He's the closest I could come to anyone named Ernest T. Bass. The only problem is he doesn't know how to play an empty kerosene can, but we can't offer everything when we first open. Like Dave and Marsha, we will have to add things as business grows. Now please do not send in requests for reservations yet as this is just in the embryonic stage and it may take a few days to get everything done. So please wait until I make an official announcement. I need to get the official verification in the mail from the zoning board to say that it is OK. Ken Anderson 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 715-839-8470 [email protected] Ken, This is all so exciting! I love all your ideas and have one you may want to add. An IBandD... ironing board and dinner for the adventure sleepers. Keep those ideas coming. joy _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
