Andy: "You think it's right for Sarah to listen in on his phone calls?"
Aunt Bee: "No, of course not.  And before she said one word I told her
straight out she shouldn't do it.  Gossiping is very rude."
Andy: "Good for you, Aunt Bee."
Bee: "And I'm not one to carry tales about people either.  ...Well...  Don't
you wanna hear what she said?"
Andy: "I thought you said you wasn't gossipin' with her."
Bee: "Well I wasn't gossiping!  She was gossiping!  I was just listening."
Andy: "Oh.. Oh, you were just listenin'.  Oh..."
Bee: "Well I couldn't walk away.  That would be rude."
Andy: "Oh, I see.  It would be ruder to [walk away] than to be gossipin'."
Bee: "Well Sarah knows anything she tells me doesn't go one bit further."
Andy: "Good for you again, Aunt Bee."
Bee: "...Well don't you wanna hear what she said?"
Andy: "Don't I wanna hear the thing that wouldn't go any further?  ...Uh...
No, I don't think so. I'm fixin' to eat. ...Go ahead and tell me before ya bust."
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