In no particular order:
Andy: Then you ball up your fist and hit him upside the head.
or
To tell you the truth Barn, if a 35 year old man came up on my front
porch with
a snow cone in his hand, I wouldn't even answer the door.
Barney: They're really hard to buy for.
or
It's gonna be hard for us and the boys at the lab...........
or
We defy the mafia!!
Opie: I kinda hate to say paw, after all he is one of my own kind.
Goober: Ain't you got a jack?
Floyd: Maude, Al, those hamburgers are ruined and I'm not gonna be responsible
or
Dance with her Al
or
Everthing is A-okay in Mayberry.
Briscoe Darling: Miss Bea, your kisses are sweet and highly valuable. But to
be perfectly
honest, they ain't worth the pain.
Ernest T: She runned off with the taxidermist what sewed up her head.
Gomer: I got a brown suit that's right plain.
Mayor Pike: You're not gonna let 'em make fun of your little fat mayor.
Olive: It does my heart good to watch a thin person eat.
Otis: Uncle Nat?!?!?!
Thelma Lou: Not a lick!!
That's just a few, as you all no there are so many we'd blow up the internet
listing them all. It's funny how often in my daily life I say some of these.
Harry in Salem, VA
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