Sometimes, I think trying to pick my absolute favorite lines from TAGS is like
trying to pick your favorite sister or brother or choose between your
parents.....So, here is a list of SOME of my favorites.....
Otis: "Uncle Nat? What are you doing here?"
Howard: "Wanna buy a ship in a bottle?"
Goober: "That's the couch I was telling you about.." (To Lydia)
Aunt Bee: "My beacon of light to shine forever in the darkness of political
ignorance!"
Ernest T: "I wonder who that could be?"
Gomer: "You just run up an alley and holler fish!"
Barney: "Pipe down three! I think I've heard just enough about that
tomato!" and
"What's the matter with third party? It's not dirty!"
Opie: "Paw, just what can you do with a grown woman?"
Floyd: "Maude, Al, if those hamburgers are ruined I won't be
responisble..."
Thelma Lou: "If you call her a dog again, I'll never speak to you."
Andy: "Remember Benji?"
Helen: "The name is Helen Crump! C-R-U-M-P!"
Briscoe: "There ain't a horse in sight, but if'n one comes along we'll
give him the right of way."
"Ya hear that boys? No yelling at the table..."
Col Harvey: "Have you ever known a sick or tired Indian?"
Oh well, maybe more later........
Brad "Neil Bentley" Cunningham
"My card, in case you ever need my services....."
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