>>I just finished watching the one man show David Browning put on up there in 
 the Tri-Cities area.   I was totally blown away with his  performance.   I 
just got one word for it......BIG......BIG,  BIG.     I know, that's 3 
words, but he is just  FANTASTIC.  I never seen him in any role but Barney, and 
I was totally  blown away.   I hope everyone watches the whole thing.  He's  
GREAT  Emmett   Them Timers are Tricky Chapter<<<<


Thanks Emmett, that is a great clip of David doing the ole Ebeneezer.  I would 
like to see the whole performanace.

Well, one Holiday is in the rear-view mirror and another is on the way.  I 
don't remember if we've done this before, but how about Mayberry New Year's 
Resolutions..what do you think they would be?

Andy:  I resolve to not jump to conclusions about my son Opie and to always 
always give him the benefit of the doubt, and trust him.

Aunt Bee:  I resolve to not gossip quite so much.  Heaven knows I don't want it 
in Opie's newspaper.

Barney:  I resolve to only be in love with one woman at a time.

Opie:  I resolve to pick up my room, to take a bath more than once a week, and 
to be careful about taking Barney's advice...it usually gets me in trouble.

Goober:  I resolve to not ALWAYS be the first one to the refreshment line.

Clara:  I resolve to not have to be the best at absolutely everything.  Roses 
and Pickles will be fine.

Otis:  I resolve to not drink and drive, but now drinking and walking..thats 
still OK

Barney:  I resolve that if I do happen to be in a relationship with two women 
at the same time, it will only be when I'm in a fight with one of them

Andy:  I resolve to never take Barney's advice about who I date, or how to 
raise my son based on his thoughts about his imaginary child..it usually gets 
me in trouble

Floyd:  I resolve not to let stories I hear in the Barbershop leave the 
barbershop.  What happens in the shop, stays in the shop (I will only repeat 
them on the premises)

Jud:  I resolve not to be selfish with juicy stories I hear in the barbershop.  
I will share them appropriately with others.
Choney:  Me too.  I love telling a good story, epscially if its about a certain 
deputy
Mayor Pike:  Yes we all need to share the good stories, to spread laughter and 
cheer..and then if there's any trouble for something getting out, we can blame 
it on Laura Lee Hobbs.

Mr. Schwamp:  Grin Nod Nod Smile

Gomer:  Did I tell you my biride blush story?  Ohhh, I resolve to wait in 
customers in 15 mniutes or less.

Barney:  Then if I do make up with the woman I fought with, I resolve to cool 
down my other relationship to sultry phone calls only

Otis:  I resolve to drink only oh holidays..and days that the sun shines.

OK what are yours?

The Untrained Voice






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