After reading Joe's monk story I just had to tell mine; a young man joined a monastery and was only allowed to say 2 words every ten years. after the first 10 they called him in and told him how well he had done and he could now say his 2 words. he said "foods cold" and he couldn't speak for another 10. after another successful 10 years they called him in and said that he had been there 20 years and had again kept his vow for another 10. He was allowed to speak and said "beds hard" and couldn't speak for another 10 years. after another successful 10 years he was called in and told that he had now been with them for 30 years and had kept his vow for another 10 years. He was allowed to speak and said " I quit!" to which they replied, "we're not surprised, all you've done is complain since you got here" Bob in Illinois _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
