Barney got out his fortune telling cards one day. When he placed the cards upon one another he came across two unicorns. He looked in the book and it said,"the count grants you three wishes." Barney thought long and hard and then wished for a new car. Poof, he had a brand new Edsel convertible. He thought some more and then wished, " I wish Juanita was with me in my car." Poof, Juanita was sitting along side old Barney Boy. They were driving around out in the country and Juanita was running her fingers through Barney's hair and was Barney was so happy he just started singing away, "Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener." Poof.
-- Ken Anderson The Mayberry Guru 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701 www.mayberryreflections.com _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/

