I got a big shock on Sunday after finishing yet another parade. My big brother took me aside and told me that I had to get rid of my squad car. He told me if I keep dressing up like a cop and running around in a police car getting my picture taken with pretty girls I would end up in all sorts of trouble. He then told me that I am not really his real brother. Apparently my parents found me at an orphanasylum and I was the runt of the litter of boys. I asked my brother if he knew my real name and who I really was. Luckily he did. He said my real last name is Presley. -- Ken Anderson The Mayberry Guru 2906 May Street Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701 www.mayberryreflections.com _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.mayberry.com/tagsrwc/wbmutbb/
