I were a'dreamin' 'bout some a'them chickens down in the woods there, and  
dreamt one a'them attacked at me!! Well, I dreamt I just took my arm and 
pushed  it away but then that there thang attacked at me agin!!
I swang m'arm jest as hard as I could at that blasted chicken and whaddya  
know but I done swung around and knocked my lamp offen the table and thunk I 
 done broke a bone in m'hand!! That were one a'them heavy brasser lamps and 
it  was hard as one a'Ernest T's rocks!!
Wal, then thar now, my hand be all swole up and turnt differnt colors so I  
went to the ice house and got a chunk and iced 'er down a while, and so fer 
it  be a'doin' just as well as can be expected!! 
I tell you one thang, whoever it is what's hidin' them chickens down in my  
woods, I gonna have me one fer dinner come Sunday...and country dinner is 
et at  noon, not in the ee'nin' times like city folks!!
Y'all take care now...
Old Man Kelsey watchin' over my woods.....
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