Ten things I've learned from watching Matlock every day.

1. An investigator can get hired on any job regardless of experience
2. You can break into any house or building with a credit card
3. When two people get into an argument one of them will die
4. It takes several attempts to start a car, but only if the driver is being 
chased
5. an investigator can watch a shady deal go down from 30 feet just by sitting 
in his car
6. No matter how many miles or how many turns a suspect makes in his car he 
will never 
    notice he is being followed
7. Several bullets can be shot into a speeding car but it only takes one to 
blow up a helicopter
8. no matter how busy a bar room is there is always an empty stool right in 
front of the bartender
9. a man will show no pain when getting slugged several times but will wince 
when someone tries to clean the wound
10. When using a computer a person can type at lightning speed and never need 
to hit the space bar

Vic Friskey 
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