Ken's post about the man who was thinking about divorcing his wife, reminded
me of this local lady who went to see her pastor about divorcing her husband.
The pastor asked the woman why she would want to divorce her husband. The
woman said "Well pastor, last year I caught him fooling around with the
neighbor woman two doors north of us". "Then just this year I caught him
fooling around with the neighbor woman next door to the north of us". The
pastor told the woman she shouldn't divorce her husband right yet. The
woman asked the pastor why not. The pastor told the woman "Well it sounds
to me like it might be your turn any day now".
Orville Hendricks - Mount Pilot Butter and Egg Man. The reason the Salvation
Army like for Ken to work for them, it saves wear and tear on the bells.
Instead of ringing bells, Ken just shakes his head.
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