I still say Ken needs to be a stand-up comedian. Of course, he should be a sit-down comedian while his knee heals.
On a separate note...I had a 'Mayberry moment' yesterday. I received an email with the 4-digit code to our neighborhood swimming pool. I told my wife, 'Dear, the pool code is 2346. She said, 'I better write that down. I suggested a way to remember the code...I said, 'the 1st two digits are 23. That's easy to remember because they're the 2nd & 3rd numbers in the alphabet. Now, how do you remember 46? Easy! Just take the 1st 2 digits (23) and double it!' She said, 'Wouldn't it just be easier to remember 2346?' 😮 Brian Kaufman TAGS Fan Since 1974 Sent from my iPhone > On May 27, 2017, at 1:00 PM, [email protected] wrote: > > Send WBMUTBB mailing list submissions to > [email protected] > > To subscribe or unsubscribe via the World Wide Web, visit > http://wbmutbb.com/mailman/listinfo/wbmutbb_wbmutbb.com > or, via email, send a message with subject or body 'help' to > [email protected] > > You can reach the person managing the list at > [email protected] > > When replying, please edit your Subject line so it is more specific > than "Re: Contents of WBMUTBB digest..." > > > Please do not quote the entire WBMUTBB Digest when you reply. > To Send to the Digest, address message to: [email protected] > > For issues with the Digest, contact Allan Newsome: > [email protected] > > WBMUTBB Digest Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ > > Today's Topics: > > 1. Otis' Wednesday Night Snootful (Ken Anderson) > > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > > Message: 1 > Date: Fri, 26 May 2017 17:23:04 -0500 > From: Ken Anderson <[email protected]> > To: Digest <[email protected]> > Subject: Otis' Wednesday Night Snootful > Message-ID: > <CAMkt-38ofrTKn5=WSwcaESxuW5dO1Li7_2KWHkrgT9H=isz...@mail.gmail.com> > Content-Type: text/plain; charset="UTF-8" > > It was Wednesday night in Mayberry and Barney had night duty at the > courthouse. Suddenly in walks Otis singing and staggering as he worked his > way to his jail cell. > > Barney: "Otis, what are you doing here? It is only Wednesday night". > > Otis: "My wife went to church tonight". > > Barney: "So, why did that make you get drunk"? > > Otis: "She said she was going to be born again". > > Barney: "So what's so bad about that"? > > Otis: "She came back as herself". > > -- > Ken Anderson > The Mayberry Guru > 2906 May Street > Eau Claire, Wisconsin 54701 > www.themayberryguru.com > www.mayberryreflections.com > > > ------------------------------ > > Subject: Digest Footer > > ************************************************** > ~ Visit our sponsor > ~ Weaver's Department Store > ~ http://www.WeaversDepartmentStore.com/ > ************************************************** > > You must send your comments to the Digest from the address you used to join > WBMUTBB or your message will not be posted. Only members may post to this > mailing list. > > To remove yourself from the WBMUTBB Digest mailing > list go to: > > http://www.tagsrwc.com/wbmutbb/joinwbmutbb.htm > > To change your email address, first unsubscribe usingthe link above and then > re-subscribe using the > same link to subscribe. > > Also visit: > iMayberry Community > http://iMayberryCommunity.com > > Mayberry Historical Society - http://www.mayberry.info > > Two Chairs No Waiting Podcast - http://www.TwoChairsNoWaiting.com/ > > ------------------------------ > > End of WBMUTBB Digest, Vol 18, Issue 119 > **************************************** _______________________________________________ WBMUTBB mailing list [email protected] http://www.wbmutbb.com/
