WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Assembler Chicken:
First it builds the road ...
C Chicken:
It crosses the road without looking both ways.
C++ Chicken:
The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you'd simply refer to him on
the other side.
COBOL Chicken:
0001-CHICKEN-CROSSING.
IF NO-MORE-VEHICLES
THEN PERFORM 0010-CROSS-THE-ROAD
VARYING STEPS FROM 1 BY 1 UNTIL
ON-THE-OTHER-SIDE
ELSE
GO TO 0001-CHICKEN-CROSSINGc
Cray Chicken:
Crosses faster than any other chicken, but if you don't dip it in liquid
nitrogen first, it arrives on the other side fully cooked.
Delphi Chicken:
The chicken is dragged across the road and dropped on the other side.
G3 300 mH Chicken:
It crosses twice as fast as any Pentium chicken
Gopher Chicken:
Tried to run, but got flattened by the Web chicken.
Intel Pentium Chicken:
The chicken crossed 4.9999978 times.
Iomega Chicken:
The chicken should have backed up before crossing.
Java Chicken:
If your road needs to be crossed by a chicken, the server will download one
to the other side. (Of course, those are chicklets.)
Lotus Chicken:
Don't you *dare* try to cross the road the same way we do!
Mac Chicken:
No reasonable chicken owner would want a chicken to cross the road, so
there's no way to tell it to.
Microsoft Chicken (TM):
It's already on both sides of the road. And it just bought the road.
Newton Chicken:
Can't cluck, can't fly, and can't lay eggs, but you can carry it across the
road in your pocket!
NT Chicken:
Will cross the road in June. No, August. September for sure.
OOP Chicken:
It doesn't need to cross the road, it just sends a message.
OS/2 Chicken:
It crossed the road in style years ago, but it was so quiet that nobody
noticed.
OS/8.1 HFS+ Chicken:
It had much more free space to cross.
Quantum Logic Chicken:
The chicken is distributed probabalistically on all sides of the road until
you observe it on the side of your choice.
VB Chicken:
USHighways!<TheRoad.cross> (aChicken)
Web Chicken:
Jumps out onto the road, turns right, and just keeps on running.
Windows 95 Chicken:
You see different colored feathers while it crosses, but cook it and it
still tastes like ... chicken.
Windows 98 Chicken:
It should have expected to cause a crash while crossing.
Submitted by: Stan Kegel @ fea.net
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