10 WAYS TO TELL IF A REDNECK HAS BEEN WORKING ON YOUR COMPUTER
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9.�� Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8.�� The six front keys have rotted out.
7.�� The extra RAM slots have Dodge truck parts stored in them.
6.�� The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5.�� The password is "Bubba".
4.�� There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3.�� There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
2.�� The keyboard is camoflaged
AND the number 1 way to tell if a Redneck has been working on a
computer is...
1.�� The mouse is referred to as a "critter".
----------------------------------------
Websites designed and published by Cyberspace Publishing
5515 N 7th Street, Ste 5-552, Phoenix, Arizona 85014
[EMAIL PROTECTED] *
http://www.amug.org/~cyberpub
----------------------------------------
____________________________________________________________________
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Join The Web Consultants Association : Register on our web site Now
Web Consultants Web Site : http://just4u.com/webconsultants
If you lose the instructions All subscription/unsubscribing can be done
directly from our website for all our lists.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
