>> It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Georgia edition of
>>Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Georgia.
>>
>> If you have one of the Georgia editions you may need some help
>>understanding the commands. The Georgia edition may be recognized by
>>looking at the opening screen.
>>
>> It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of the General Lee super
>>imposed on a Confederate flag.
>>
>> It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen saver.
>>
>> Also note the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse, My Computer is called
>>This Infernal Contraption, Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys,
>>Control
Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard, Hard Drive is referred to as 4 wheel
drive, and loppies are them little ole plactic disc thangs.
>>
>> Other features:
>>
>> Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag
and duct tape.
>>
>> OK = ats aww-right
>> cancel = hail no
>> reset = awa shoot
>> yes = shore
>> no = Naaaa
>> find = hunt-fer it
>> go to = over yonder
>> back = back yonder
>> help = hep me out here
>> stop = ternit off
>> start = crank it up
>> settings = sittins
>> programs = stuff at does stuff
>> documents = stuff I done done
>>
>> Also note that winders 98 does not recognize capital letters or
>>punctuation marks.
>>
>> Some programs that are exclusive to winders 98
>> tiperiter................A word processor
>> colering book............a graphics program
>> addin mershene...........calculator
>> outhouse paper...........notepad
>> jupe-box ................CD Player
>> iner-net.................Microsoft Exploder
>> pichers..................A graphics viewer
>> IRS......................M/S accounting software
>> IRS2.....................M/S accounting software with hidden files
>> coon dog.................American kennel club records
>> fishin...................Bass Anglers Sportsman Society records.
>> NRA......................National Rifle Association
>> shot gun ................Remington Arms price list
>> riffel...................Winchester price list
>> pisstel..................Smith & Wesson price list
>> truck....................Ford & Chevrolet dealers in GA. by zip code
>> house....................Nearest Mobil hoe repair service by zip code
>> car .....................same as truck just need two list in Texas
>> cuzzins..................family history usually a 3 meg file
>> tax records..............usually an empty file
>> shells...................ammunition inventory another 3 meg file
>> bud......................list of Budwiser dealers by zip code
>> rasin....................NASCAR racing schedule includes list of
>> TV stations that carry the race
>> car n truck Parts........nearest Junk yard by zip code
>> doc .....................veterinarians by zip code
>>
>> We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of
>>the Georgia edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement
>>version.
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