>>> Zodiac - Dilbert Style
>>>
>>> Astrology tells us about you and your future simply by your
>>> birthday. The Chinese Zodiac uses the year of your birth.
>>> Demographics tell us what you like, dislike, whom you vote for, what
>>>you buy and what you watch on television. Well, the Corporate Dilbert
>>>Zodiac goes
>>>a step further: simply by your department or job title, people will
>>have you all figured out...
>>>
>>> MARKETING
>>> You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to
>>> avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking
>>> and socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities
>>>are now.
>>> Least compatible with Sales.
>>>
>>> SALES
>>> Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a
>>> degree", you are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls
>>>you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with
>>>"customers" so you can "concentrate on the big picture". You seek
>>>admiration for
>>>your golf game throughout your life.
>>>
>>> TECHNOLOGY
>>> Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead
>>> content to completely control everything that happens at your work
>>>place.
>>> Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying, but who can tell?
>>>It is written that the Geeks shall inherit the Earth.
>>>
>>> ENGINEERING
>>> One of the only two signs that actually studied in school, it is said
>>> that 90% of all Personal Ads are placed by engineers. You can be happy
>>>with yourself: your office is typically full of all the latest
>>>"ergodynamic" gadgets. However, we all know what is really causing your
>>>"carpal
>>> tunnel".
>>>
>>> ACCOUNTING
>>>The only other sign that studied in school (because you were too
>>>socially retarded to do otherwise), you are mostly immune from office
>>>politics. You are the most feared person in the organization; combined
>>>with your
>>> extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumors concerning you
>>> say that you are completely insane.
>>>
>>>HUMAN RESOURCES
>>>Ironically, given your access to confidential information, you tend to
>>>be the biggest gossip within the organization. Possibly the only other
>>>person that does less work than marketing, you are unable to return any
>>>calls today because you have to get a haircut have lunch, AND mail a letter!
>>>
>>>MIDDLE MANAGEMENT/DEPARTMENT MANAGEMENT/TEAM LEADERS
>>>Catty, cut-throat, yet completely spineless, you are destined to
>>>remain at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make
>>>a single
>>>decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you
>>>can schedule for yourself. Best suited to marry other "Middle
>>>Managers", as everyone in your social circle is a "Middle Manager".
>>>
>>>SENIOR MANAGEMENT
>>>Catty, cut-throat, yet completely spineless, you are destined to
>>>remain at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a
>>
>>>single
>>>decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you
>>>can schedule for yourself. Best suited to marry other "Senior
>>>Managers", as everyone in your social circle is a "Senior Manager".
>>>
>>>CUSTOMER SERVICE
>>>Bright, cheery, positive, you are a Fifty-Cent cab ride from
>>>taking your own life. As a child very few of you asked your parents
>>>for a little cubicle for your room and a headset so you could pretend
>>>to play "Customer Service". Continually passed over for promotions, your
>>>best bet is to sleep with your manager.
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