:) cindy ------------- Begin Forwarded Message ------------- > HOW TO SURVIVE SCARY SITUATIONS > > > When it seems that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if > it's really dead. > > As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. > > Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out. > > If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language that they > do not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than > their own, call a priest immediately. This tip will save you a lot of > grief in the long run. > > If appliances start operating by themselves, move out. > > Do not take ANYTHING from the dead. > > Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know > what you are doing. > > If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at > least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, > although you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, > it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you. > > If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby > deserted-looking house to phone for help. > > Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chain saws, staple guns, > hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane > torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased > companions. > ------------- End Forwarded Message ------------- ____________________________________________________________________ -------------------------------------------------------------------- Join The Web Consultants Association : Register on our web site Now Web Consultants Web Site : http://just4u.com/webconsultants If you lose the instructions All subscription/unsubscribing can be done directly from our website for all our lists. ---------------------------------------------------------------------
