ROFLMAO-! On Oct 13, 9:00 am, "Bill" <[email protected]> wrote: > October 13, 2010 > > Palin’s Evolution into O’Donnell Proves Darwin Was Wrong > > Scientists Propose ‘Theory of Devolution’ > > OSLO, NORWAY (The Borowitz Report) – Two of the theory of evolution’s most > vociferous doubters, Sarah Palin and Christine O’Donnell, may be living proof > that Darwin was wrong, leading scientists believe. > > A conference of the most prominent evolutionary scientists in the world has > concluded that the apparent evolution of Ms. Palin into Ms. O’Donnell > suggests, in the words of Dr. Hiroshi Kyosuke of the University of Tokyo, > “that Darwin got it backwards.” > > “We still believe that evolution is more than a theory and is, in fact, a > very real thing,” said Dr. Kyosuke. “However, in the case of Palin and > O’Donnell, it seems to be moving in a reverse direction.” > > Dr. Kyosuke stunned the conference when he presented his scholarly paper, > “Tea Party Politicians and the Theory of Devolution,” in which he studied the > so-called “reverse natural selection” at play in GOP candidates for Governor > of New York. > > “If we chart the trend line from George Pataki to Carl Paladino, within fifty > years New York might be governed by Cro-Magnon Man,” he said. > > Mr. Paladino did not offer an official response to the scientist’s remarks, > but said that he had one hundred aides typing on one hundred typewriters > simultaneously to craft a statement. > > For her part, Ms. O’Donnell today released her official campaign platform, in > which she opposes the use of simple tools and the discovery of fire. > > Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
-- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "WebTV Dawgs/Dittos" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/webtv-pals?hl=en.
