DANGEROUS things you can say to a relative, or even a friend for that
matter, unless it's REALLY clear that you're being sarcastic. Like
you meant to say, "as soon as I find someone to marry I'll let you
know", but you thought "find me a groom" meant the same thing and
obviously it doesn't to some people.
--- In [email protected], "dvm8375"
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> My grandparents are very concerned that I don't have "domestic
> ambitions," as my grandfather called it.
>
> About a year ago, I started responding to my grandmother's repeated
> asking of when will I get married with, "Find me a groom, and I'm
> there." I didn't realize she would take my reply literally and
> start handing out my number to every single guy under 40 that she
> comes across.
>
>
>
> --- In [email protected], "James" <ttlsccr@>
> wrote:
> >
> > Isn't God a little too busy to be getting into the poonanny
> business?
> > On the other hand I guess we do pray that God's kingdom come.
> >
> > > And I'll end with a wedding story (I was not there, and heard
> this
> > from a co-worker). This woman was at a wedding reception during
> which
> > the bride and groom offered a prayer. So far, so good. Prayers
at
> > weddings aren't unheard of. Except in this prayer, the bride and
> groom
> > beseeched God to help all of their single guests find a mate,
> since
> > that was the only true path to love and happiness. As in, "Dear
> Lord,
> > please help all of our single friends get dates so they can be
> happy
> > like us and won't have to be alone."
> > >
> > >
> >
>
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