--- In [email protected], "areofilm" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > It was funny. > > It reminded me of this little ditty. > > HOW TO WASH A CAT > > 1. Clean out the toilet real nice, removing all stains and smells. > > 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have > both lids lifted. > > 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. > > 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both > lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). > CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as > his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find. > > 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash > and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective. > > 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are > no people between the toilet and the outside door. > > 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. > > 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside > where he will dry himself. > > Sincerely, > The DOG >
Hmm. This method might actually work on my cat. ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Check out the new improvements in Yahoo! Groups email. http://us.click.yahoo.com/6pRQfA/fOaOAA/yQLSAA/vzIolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/weingartenchatters/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
