You find the three minute shower grosser than the 45 second tooth brushing? I think it's hilarious that he doesn't have the patience to let the electric toothbrush run for the entire two minutes. That's why it has an automatic shut off!
--- In [email protected], "James" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Gene: I do not like to shower. My goal is to get out as quickly as > possible. I answered "Three minutes or less," and timed myself this > morning, just to verify. Two minutes fifty two seconds, including > shampoo. > > Um, GROSS! Dude might as well stick his head in the toilet and > flush. This is like debating table manners with a hyena. You win, > Max. > > --- In [email protected], "Max H." <MaxH42@> > wrote: > > > > I was deliriously ill during Gene's chat this week, so I read the > > transcript after the fact, and e-mailed this to him: > > > > Gene, I carry shampoo and conditioner with me because 1) I'm a > hoarder > > at heart, although I have adjusted to the point where I usually keep > > no more than one or two of anything as "backups", and 2) I've gotten > > major brownie points for providing my wife with conditioner when the > > hotel did not provide any. You can relate to the last one, right? > > > > His response, which still cheers and amuses me greatly after reading > > it a few times: > > > > Face it, you are a woman. Not that there is anything wrong with > that. > > > > > > I suppose I like it because it's done in the way that male friends > > insult each other, I guess, now that I think about it. Right? Or is > he > > an ass, and I a chump? > > > > -Max > > > Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/weingartenchatters/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/weingartenchatters/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
