Well, I'm never going to kiss him, but I might end up stuck in an 
elevator with him someday.

--- In [email protected], "dvm8375" 
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> You find the three minute shower grosser than the 45 second tooth 
> brushing?  I think it's hilarious that he doesn't have the patience 
> to let the electric toothbrush run for the entire two minutes.  
> That's why it has an automatic shut off!
> 
> 
> --- In [email protected], "James" <ttlsccr@> 
> wrote:
> >
> > Gene:  I do not like to shower. My goal is to get out as quickly 
> as 
> > possible. I answered "Three minutes or less," and timed myself 
> this 
> > morning, just to verify. Two minutes fifty two seconds, including 
> > shampoo.
> > 
> > Um, GROSS!  Dude might as well stick his head in the toilet and 
> > flush.  This is like debating table manners with a hyena.  You 
> win, 
> > Max.
> > 
> > --- In [email protected], "Max H." <MaxH42@> 
> > wrote:
> > >
> > > I was deliriously ill during Gene's chat this week, so I read 
the
> > > transcript after the fact, and e-mailed this to him:
> > > 
> > > Gene, I carry shampoo and conditioner with me because 1) I'm a 
> > hoarder
> > > at heart, although I have adjusted to the point where I usually 
> keep
> > > no more than one or two of anything as "backups", and 2) I've 
> gotten
> > > major brownie points for providing my wife with conditioner 
when 
> the
> > > hotel did not provide any. You can relate to the last one, 
right?
> > > 
> > > His response, which still cheers and amuses me greatly after 
> reading
> > > it a few times:
> > > 
> > > Face it, you are a woman.   Not that there is anything wrong 
> with 
> > that.
> > > 
> > > 
> > > I suppose I like it because it's done in the way that male 
> friends
> > > insult each other, I guess, now that I think about it. Right? 
Or 
> is 
> > he
> > > an ass, and I a chump?
> > > 
> > > -Max
> > >
> >
>





 
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