<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> I dunno, I this brings up the same feelings in me as seeing someone
> riding a motorcycle without a helmet. As long as they don't make a
> nuisance of themselves, it's their right to act like an ass. Although
> if they talk loudly, which they often seem to do, I flush repeatedly
> and such.
muellerdana wrote:
> > I just observed a gentleman walking into the men's room in my office
> > while talking on his cell phone. Really? You couldn't wait until you
> > finished the call? I felt a compelling need to stand outside the rest
> > room and warn all men to enter at their own risk of being overheard.
This same thing happened to me last week: I was in the men's room at work and a student (I work at a community college) was in one of the stalls and I could hear him going "Hello? Hello? Hello?"
My solution is the same as yours: I flushed a few times.
I only wish that one of the "bench press crappers" would have been in the stall next to him. Every now and then I'll get stuck sitting in a stall with some poor unseen soul on the other side of the wall who has apparently never heard the advice from Mel Brooks' HISTORY OF THE WORLD (never strain on the toilet), huffing like they are pressing out their 8th of 9 bench pres reps at the Y weight room:
UNNH!! UNHH!! UNHHH! hufhuffhuff huff UNHH! UNHH!!
On a related note, at my campus there is a big, semi-touched-in-the-head kid who looks like Curley Joe DeRita and TALKS LOUD IN THE LIBRARY, usually about things that have nothing at all to do with library work ("I might get a car. I have a Lee's Hoagie for lunch. Why do think my professor doesn't like me?" etc etc).
One day last week I went into the bathroom and Curley Joe was standing at one of the urinals, about a foot away, with his pants PULLED HALFWAY DOWN so that his fat, bare ass was showing. Yeeej.
Fifteen minutes later, I was in the library at the main desk and this kid came in and he said, in his customary too-loud voice, "I've been wondering why I don't have many friends."
It was all I could do to say, "Well, USING YOUR FLY might be a good start."
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