POPEYE's sells fried turkeys for Tgiving. They do it so that people dont burn their houses down trying to do it themselves. Just call your local Popeye's and reserve it.
Problem solved. (I'm a problem solver). OR you can go the route we're going this year...and get a TURDUCKEN. This Thanksgiving, we're going for five meats minimum. (Gina, are you reading this?? Get your ass over to our Thanksgiving table of five meats minimum). --- In [email protected], Eleanor Keyser <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > My family is lazy and loves fried Turkey. So we ordered a Cajun Fried Turkey dinner from Eatzi's for Thanksgiving. A few days ago they call us, polite and efficient, to confirm the order and let us know the delivery fee. > > Yesterday I came home to a voicemail. It was Elliot, from Eatzi's. Elliot wanted to let us know that Eatzi's would be unable to fulfill our Thanksgiving order as the store was closing it's doors and going out of business as of TOMORROW (that would be today now). Of course I immediately thought "Buh? WTF dude? Are you some crazy ex-employee looking for payback?" I call Eatzi's. > > No answer. > > I click the website. > > All links off the homepage had been removed. > > Finally I get through to an Eatzi's manager who tells me the employees were just told about this that morning. Apparently, the Eatzi's chain executives went all 99.1 HFS on their asses. All but one Eatzi's across the country were closed, and the corporate office did not return press calls. WTF EATZI'S? W T F?!?!?!? YOU WANNA CANCEL CHRISTMAS NEXT???? >
