Toys for Bad Kids
(Part I)
17> Vladimir Putin Agent-Eradication Polonium-210 Chemistry Set
16> Buzzed Lightyear Action Figure (comes with bag of Doritos)
15> Diddle-Me Elmo
14> Krylon's Li'l Tagger Starter Kit
13> iPot
12> Paris Hilton's See 'N Say Li'l Black Book
11> Lynndie England's Abu Ghraib-Bag of Pet Interrogation Devices
(batteries not included)
10> Pezzippo Candy Dispenser/Cigarette Lighter
9> Li'l Osama's Ouijihad board
8> Spirograph Tattoo Kit
7> Hello Clitty! training vibrator
6> Talking Ken Pimp Doll ("Better have my money, bitch!")
5> Spinach Patch E. Coli Kids
4> Li'l Sadist Smokin' Ant Magnifying Glass
3> Snoop Dogg's EZily-Baked Brownie Oven
2> Donald Rumsfeld Inaction Figure
1> Post-Partum Commando Britney Dress-Up Doll (panties
not included)
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