i just found out that my mother's husband's mother is coming for xmas from slovokia - she doesn't speak english (and doesn't know that my mother is older... um... much older than he is... SURPRISE!) also in attendance: my schizophrenic aunt who has half her teeth and smokes like a chimney and my love bug aunt who doesn't speak any english (only spanish)and gets drunk and LOVES THE WORLD...
i'm feeling really bad for my mother's husband's mother! (at least we aren't having tofu turkey - at least i don't THINK we are having tofu turkey)
