http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/12/27/AR2006122701734_pf.html or http://tinyurl.com/y8oc8f
This made me laugh out loud. My favorite part is "tension mounts in response to mounting tension." He didn't retire, he just writes humorous articles instead of humorous columns. It's OK with me.
