I must attract Women Who Splash as I've had three girlfriends who can 
squirt like that. 

I had a girlfriend in college who reacted as intensely as a man. It 
was really quite the interesting sensation. It was like I hit some 
balloon or something. All of a sudden - sploosh! - I'm going down the 
water slide. She had warned me, but, to quote Don LaFontaine (the big 
voice movie trailer guy), 

NOTHING CAN PREPARE YOU FOR WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE!! (and taste and 
feel and nearly drown in)

Rather bizarre, yet not terribly disgusting. It was one of 
those "Hey! Look what I made!" kind of things. I wanted to tape it 
and show it to my previous girlfriend and say "A-ha! I DO know what 
I'm doing! You're just frigid!" but then we tried that one night and 
ruined the video camera.

The poor camera guy was drenched, though.

We made the act more disgusting by pouring it into a glass and using 
it as a marinade for her annoying Bostonian roommate's chicken.


- RB



--- In [email protected], Eleanor Keyser 
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> A) Lesbians can approximate snowballing, if not with the same level 
of, uh, intensity.
> 
> B) Some women can react as, uh, intensely as men, though I've never 
encountered one. My understanding is that there are videos that can 
teach one to react more, uh, intensely, but frankly, I hate doing 
laundry.
> 
> C) I am both thorough and precocious. Tried everything twice (at 
least).
> 
> Hannah Robinson 

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