It seems as if it wouldn't be right to let this discussion go by without mentioning santorum, although the need to spread it may not be so great given the recent election results (*see,* www.spreadingsantorum.com). But, you never know. People throw their hat into the presidential ring every day so it can't hurt to make sure when someone hears that name, this is what comes to mind.
And now for something completely different. I just got this email from my chowhealth list. I am not on that list for humor purposes. Believe me. People send jokes sometimes and they're usually groan-inducing. This one seemed to work here though so away we go... This is work-safe unlike most of this thread. *A virile, young Italian gentlemen named Roberto was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract the attention of a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. * *After a pleasant Interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" * *She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No." * *Surprised, Roberto reached for her and the session resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Roberto smiled and asked, "You finish?" * *Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No." * *Stunned, but damned that he was going to uphold the reputation of all Italian men set out to ensure that no woman left his bed unsatisfied. * *Roberto reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Roberto falls * *onto his back, gasping. * *Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?" * *Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian."* On 1/30/07, Ray Bradley <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
I must attract Women Who Splash as I've had three girlfriends who can squirt like that. I had a girlfriend in college who reacted as intensely as a man. It was really quite the interesting sensation. It was like I hit some balloon or something. All of a sudden - sploosh! - I'm going down the water slide. She had warned me, but, to quote Don LaFontaine (the big voice movie trailer guy), NOTHING CAN PREPARE YOU FOR WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE!! (and taste and feel and nearly drown in) Rather bizarre, yet not terribly disgusting. It was one of those "Hey! Look what I made!" kind of things. I wanted to tape it and show it to my previous girlfriend and say "A-ha! I DO know what I'm doing! You're just frigid!" but then we tried that one night and ruined the video camera. The poor camera guy was drenched, though. We made the act more disgusting by pouring it into a glass and using it as a marinade for her annoying Bostonian roommate's chicken. - RB --- In [email protected], Eleanor Keyser <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > A) Lesbians can approximate snowballing, if not with the same level of, uh, intensity. > > B) Some women can react as, uh, intensely as men, though I've never encountered one. My understanding is that there are videos that can teach one to react more, uh, intensely, but frankly, I hate doing laundry. > > C) I am both thorough and precocious. Tried everything twice (at least). > > Hannah Robinson Yahoo! Groups Links
