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WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
Issue #38
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Webmaster corner
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Recommended newsletters
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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WEIRD NEWS
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Syphilis, the venereal disease that devastated the Western
world until the advent of penicillin, was named for the
shepherd hero Syphilis, who contracted the disease in
a 16th century Italian epic poem.
A former psychology student from Venezuela jogged across
25 countries, covering more than 20,000 miles, in 3-1/2-year.
This made him the first person to run round the world. After
he had run 15 miles into his own war torn country he stopped
and turned back. He had just noticed that "There were tanks.
Everyone seemed to be in uniform and carrying a machine
gun. " Since leaving Piccadilly Circus in London on Dec. 7,
1996, he has been mugged in Pakistan, shot at in Russia
and jailed for five days in China as a suspected spy.
(Reuters)
Muslims in Oslo, Norway, applied for the right to call
worshipers to prayers, calling "Allahu akbar" ("God is
great") over loudspeakers. The neighborhood council
granted the request, to the delight of the World Islamic
Mission. A spokesman called this: a "victory of great
symbolic importance. It means our religion is respected
on the same lines as other religions." But to keep things
equal, the council also approved a request by The Norwegian
Heathen Society to summon members to their meetings
by calling out "There is no God" over the loudspeakers. (AP)
An Anchorage woman was charged for felony theft after she
collected more than $500 worth of cash and gifts from her
coworkers, who'd been told she was pregnant. She then
arranged for a memorial service for her imaginary stillborn
twins. She owes $854.50 to a local funeral home for the
service. Her attorney said the woman lied about being
pregnant because her husband put pressure on her to
become pregnant. (Anchorage Daily News)
A Sunday school teacher from Kent, UK, who had a hard
time keeping the attention of his pupils came up with some
competition of his students favorite game: Pokemon. He
invented "Power Cards".The new card set features 120
Bible characters which players can put up against each
other based on the character's faith, strength, flaws and
the number of times they are mentioned in the Bible, in
a game based on trumps. One character is missing,
however: Jesus. "Christians can get funny sometimes so
I didn't want to offend anyone," Tate said. Besides, "it
would defeat the purpose if Jesus was beaten by one
of the bad characters." (PA)
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't
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"Does anyone know if 'Take Your Daughter to Work Day'
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"A federal judge has ruled that Microsoft should be split
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