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WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
Issue #47
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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NEW SITES
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* NetCritter's Waste of Space on the Web
"Since I get so many weird IM's being on AOL, I thought it
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* The International Association of Assholes
I thought this was a joke, but it is a real membership
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* Qix Brain Scanner?
This revolutionairy piece of software can scan a person's
mind through the monitor. -Note: I tried it, and it worked...
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* Airtoons
Airtoons tells you what those airline safety cards REALLY
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BITS AND BYTES... to make PC-life more fun and easy!
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WEIRD NEWS
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A 28 year old man was apparently asleep in a dumpster
in Omaha, Nebraska, when a trash truck pulled up and
dumped his surroundings in its hopper, then continued
on its route. Several stops later, the driver heard someone
calling for help from the back of his truck. By that time, he
had turned on the truck's compacter 2 or 3 times. The
man was hospitalized with multiple fractures. (Reuters)
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A Taiwan insurance salesman talked two friends into
chopping off his left hand in an attempt to collect on
$645,000 worth of insurance policies. Huang Chun-ming,
35, got liquored up before his friends chopped off his
hand with a samurai sword. At the hospital, Chun-ming
tried to pass the injury off as a gruesome attack by a
teenage motorcycle gang. One of Chun-mings friends
admitted to committing the act due to the fact that Huang
had ran up gambling debts of $20 million. Police found
Chun-ming's missing hand inside his home.
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An Indian doctor removed a four-inch leech that had been
inside a schoolboy's nostril for 3 days. The 10-year-old boy,
Akhil, thinks the leech climbed up his nose while he was
drinking water from a tap. It made him feel dizzy and made
his nose bleed. It was the first time the doctor had seen a
leech up a patient's nostril during his 15-year career. When
Akhil splashed water on his face, the leech appeared and
Singh pulled it out with a pair of forceps.
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A purple painted Milwaukee nightclub angers neighbors. Two
bar owners decided to cloak a two-story structure in a deep, purple
haze. It took 30 gallons of Midnight Violet paint to blanket the
building (the cherry picker couldn't get into the parking lot to
spray paint the fourth side). When the weather warms up, they
say, lighting, planets and a moonscape will be added in keeping
with the Orbit nightclub theme of the bar they opened last year.
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DRUNKEN QUOTE
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"You know you're a Drunken Bastard when you're dumb
enough to come home sober and you get attacked by
your dog."
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says 'You've
been brought here for drinking.' The drunk says 'Okay,
let's get started.'"
- Henry Youngman
"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem
about everything."
- Steven Wright
"Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he
gets mad at you? But when take him in a car he sticks
his head out the window..."
- Steve Bluestone
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SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION
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USER TIP
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It's a total drag when your computer tells you that you
need to restart at the end of installing an update. If you
get tired waiting for Windows to reboot, here is a quick
and easy tip to speed up the process.
Next time your computer asks you to reboot say no, and
then go to the Start menu Shut Down as you usually do
to turn off your computer.
Select the "Restart the Computer?" button and hold
down the Shift key as you click OK. Windows will
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