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WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
Issue #48
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EDITORS NOTE
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Dear subscribers,
Welcome again to your favorite E-zine.
Over and over people ask me if it is difficult to publish an
newsletter.
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I mean, if I had told people about this 100 years ago...
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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WEIRD NEWS
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A woman in England claims Kurt Cobain appeared on her
computer after she visited a Nirvana Web site. She shut the
computer off and noticed a 'weird glow" on the screen that
looked like a face. A few days later she was reading Email
and the computer 'went haywire' and the face reappeared,
screaming for help. When she questioned it, he asked her
for a kiss, and when she obliged the screen went blank. A
few days later Kurt was back yelling to "be freed". She ran a
virus check, called a ghost buster, and now her computer is
'destroyed". (D.Telegraph)
Howard Hughes once made half a billion dollars in one day.
In 1966, he received a bank draft for $546,549,171.00 in return
for his 75% holdings in TWA.
Two years later, in 1968, a convention of beggars in Dacca,
India, passed a resolution demanding that the minimum
amount of alms be fixed at 15 paisa (three cents).
A funeral director in Boston heared breathing from a female
body bag, and said it scared him to death. He let the woman
out and called for help. The town manager says: "All I can
say is it's a miracle. She was in the right place at the right
time. She appeared lifeless and there was more than one
person who made the judgment that she was not alive. I
don't think we have anything to be sorry about. We're just
lucky." (Boston Globe)
A man in Miami accidentally cut off his hand with a power
saw while doing some remodeling work. Then he shot
himself a dozen times in the head with a nail gun to end
the suffering. He went to hospital.
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DRUNKEN QUOTE
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"You know you're a Drunken Bastard when your mom asks
who you went out with last night and you say Jack Daniels
and Jim Beam."
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"My grandmother is over 80 and still doesn't need glasses.
She drinks right out of the bottle."
- Henny Youngman
"I think the pilot on my last trip was pretty new to his job.
I base that on his pre-flight announcement, 'We're going
to be taking off in a few... Whoa, here we go!'"
- Unknown
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. Some
candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes
Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Henny Youngman
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USER TIP
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FREE STUFF
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