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WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
Issue #49
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EDITORS NOTE
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Dear subscribers,
Welcome again, or if you're new here, thanks for joining!
I have added a new feature to "Weird Side E-zine". From
now on, every issue will contain a brand new and funny
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Drunken Quote
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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BITS AND BYTES... to make PC-life more fun and easy!
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The Newbie Guide.
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WEIRD NEWS
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A 45 year old man from East Windsor drove his wife to her
hooker job with kids in his car. The man often drove his wife
to her "escort job" (translated: prostitution) because her
license was suspended. The couple's children, ages 2
and 5, were in the car when police made the bust.
Two 22-year-old men in Milwaukee plunged into a store's
frozen food goods while a third videotaped the "Jackass"-
like antic. A cop said: "Basically, it appears to be a case
of three West Bend men enjoying too much Super Bowl
spirit." (Milwaukee Journal Sentinel)
A man in Grand Island stole the city snowplow to make
a beer run. The man wrote a check for his gas and beer,
and even showed the clerk an I.D. The employee called
cops after she suspected he was drunk. The 1-ton snow-
plow was recovered and the alleged thief was arrested.
A man who lost 245 pounds by eating nothing but Subway
sandwiches for a year, is still telling his quickly-getting-stale
story to anyone who'll listen. "Everyone wants to get into my
pants," he tells the crowd as he holds up his old 58-inch
waist jeans.
A Russian couple that won a $1 M lottery fears for safety.
"We are in great danger because of this money -we may
even get killed," says the winner of Russia's "The Bingo
Show. "There are many people full of envy and greed...
gangsters who kill for a hundred rubles, to say nothing
of a million dollars. It scares me even to think what they'd
do to us for a million dollars." (Los Angeles Times)
A Barnstable High School student eating a turkey-and-
tomato sandwich spat out part of a human thumb, which
belonged to a cafeteria worker who was involved in a
vegetable slicer accident the day before.
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DRUNKEN QUOTE
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"You know you're a Drunken Bastard when the space
on your drivers license that tells your eye color reads
"bloodshot."
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FAMOUS QUOTES
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"Cigarette packaging amazes me. How would anyone fall
for some of the rhetoric? 'Light' cigarettes. What does this
mean? You get 'light' cancer? Are surgeons relieved? 'We
found a tumor... but, it's as light as a Wiffle ball!'"
- Brad Stine
"A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her
and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent
them to her dad."
- Christopher Case
"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors
got together and said: 'If we're going to charge $10 an hour,
we can't call it Jumping up and down.'"
- Rita Rudner
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OUR FUNNY AUTORESPONDER !!! NEW !!!
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SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION
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USER TIP
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Free up some extra drive space with this trick. On your
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Save disk space, by clearing out this folder. You won't
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