<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> You receive this E-zine because 1) you asked to be updated from The Weird Site web site, 2) you expressly requested to be subscribed, or 3) you or anyone else (friend/enemy) has signed you up. Unsubscribe instructions are below. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE Issue #55 <><><><><><><><><><> EDITORS NOTE <><><><><><><><><><> Dear subscribers, Welcome again to another issue and a big 'HI' to all our new subscribers! Nice to have you around! Thanks to those of you who signed up to become a "Secret Weird Site Club Member". Of course, new members are always welcome, as they get exclusive access to the World of the Truly Weird :-) Here's a tip for the webmasters amongst you. Did you know that you can earn money for bringing traffic to my web site? Our affiliate program will pay you if you send customers to us. You do this by placing a special link (text or graphic) on your own web site. 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