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WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE
Issue #62
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EDITORS NOTE
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Dear subscribers,
Welcome again to your weekly weird dose.
I'll be short this time. If you have a web site, and you're looking
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Thanks for taking the time! Enjoy the ride!
Dirk Dupon, your editor
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Funny Quotes
=> Software Recommendation
=> Funny Autoresponder
=> User Tip
=> Free stuff
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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NEW SITES
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* Meet Joe Rogan
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BITS AND BYTES... to make PC-life more fun and easy!
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WEIRD NEWS
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Last week I ran a story here about Tammy Lynn Felbaum. A
reader from Pittsburgh wrote me that the story is even weirder
than the details I ran. Pittsburghians (?) watched in amazement
as the state police uncovered detail after bizarre detail. There's
too much to cover here, but if you have some time, you can check
out what happened the last six months. Click here:
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just copy and paste it.
Popeye and Bluto may be the most recent celebrity couple to
be outed by the media. In a recent Minute Maid orange juice ad,
the pair is seen palling around on a swing-set, burying each
other in sand on the beach and riding a bicycle built for two
as they gleefully pass by a scorned Olive Oyl. They even get
matching tattoos that say "Buddies for Life." The animated spot,
created by the ad agency Leo Burnett, is one of the latest
additions to The Commercial Closet, an online museum of
gay-themed ads from around the world.
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just copy and paste it.
Buena Vista, Va. (AP) -Relatives of two girls who were switched
at birth have married. Carlton Conley, the biological father of
Rebecca Grace Chittum, wed Pamela Miskovsky, the biological
aunt of Callie Marie Conley, on Saturday. In 1995, Conley left
the University of Virginia Medical Center in Charlottesville with
Callie. Rebecca went home with Callie's biological parents,
Kevin Chittum and Whitney Rogers. Miskovsky had assumed
Rebecca was her niece until the hospital discovered the mix-
up in 1998, shortly after Kevin Chittum and Rogers died in
a car crash. The girls' identities were revealed through DNA
test results arising from a child support dispute between
Rebecca's biological mother, Paula K. Johnson, and Carlton
Conley. The marriage makes Carlton Conley Callie's uncle
by marriage as well as her biological father. Johnson, Carlton
Conley's ex-girlfriend, has custody of Callie. The Rogers and
Chittum families share custody of Rebecca.
A Dutch woman in Rotterdam found a snake in her broccoli.
She had a shock when she found a snake in her broccoli as
she was about to cook it for dinner. She was starting to cut the
vegetable into pieces when she saw something move. She
realised it was a snake and called the police. Officers discovered
it was a non-poisonous young ringsnake, about 30cm long. The
reptile was taken to a zoo.
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FUNNY QUOTES
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"What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be
desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and
sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the
world series."
- Dave Barry
"As I lay there, fighting for my last breath, wracked by pain,
unable to move, I realized that indeed there are some things
NOT worth dying for ... so I ditched the WonderCorset."
- Anna L. Juarez
"The shower is the greatest invention. I don't like to take
a bath. I don't like to wash my face in the water I've been
sitting in."
- Lewis Grizzard
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USER TIP
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