============================================================ FREE gift certificates from Wal*Mart, Target, Olive Garden, Best Buy and more! Join Memolink.com for free and get free stuff. now! http://click.topica.com/caaac7Jb1djptb1GRqSa/Memolink ============================================================ <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> You receive this E-zine because 1) you asked to be updated from The Weird Site web site, 2) you expressly requested to be subscribed, or 3) you or anyone else (friend/enemy) has signed you up. Unsubscribe instructions are below. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> WEIRD SIDE E-ZINE Issue #76 <><><><><><><><><><> EDITORS NOTE <><><><><><><><><><> Dear subscribers, Welcome again to another issue of your favorite E-zine. Today I'd like to invite you again to join our "Secret Weird Site Members Club". In this "Members Only" club I have collected the very best weird and fun sites that I could lay my hands on. 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Baltasar Deutor, who works in Jaen, won the first prize of 5,000 pesetas (�19), El Mundo newspaper reports. Theme tunes from classic TV police shows will be played at petrol stations across Britain to prevent customers driving off without paying. Motorists filling up at Tesco will hear theme tunes from shows including Inspector Morse, The Bill, Hill Street Blues and the Sweeney. Tesco say the tunes will remind customers of the law and make them think twice about not paying. It claims thefts of petrol were reduced by 20 to 30 per cent in a recent trial. A man is offering tourists the chance to see London on a motorised four-poster bed. Edd China charges �100 a person for a three-hour guided tour. He takes in a number of sights including Buckingham Palace, Big Ben, Horseguards Parade and Kensington Palace. The bed was made from a converted Volkswagen Variant and has road tax, an MoT and insurance, reports The Sun. "Everyone who sees it waves and cracks jokes. If customers get tired they can take a kip," said Edd, a designer from Farnborough, Hants. Two neighbours are rowing because one has taken exception to the other's habit of pegging his socks 'too far apart' on their shared washing line. Joan Tyler, from Tonbridge, Kent, has been moving Anthony Wolfe's washing around and leaving notes pinned to his clothes about his 'annoying' habit. The 67-year-old says the problem could be solved if Mr Wolfe learned a few old-fashioned domestic skills but he says he cannot understand her frustration. She told The Mirror: "It is annoying. I just want him to be a little more considerate about the way he puts his washing out. 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So far, it works fine, as long as I'm standing next to a pile of barrels on top of a weird ladder-structure." - Todd Loushine "They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth, but I think that a laughing gas factory would be pretty tough competition." - Greg Pettit ------------------------------------------------------------ AD Swap -Please have a look at this fine E-zines ------------------------------------------------------------ Enter to Win $25,000.00!! http://www.totallyfreelotto.com/bay7.htm You gotta' Play to Win! --------------- BIG MAC JOKES now comes in 3 lists, "R", clean, and Hunks (nude) For "R", send a blank email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For clean email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] For Hunks email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] ------------------------------------------------------------ SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION ------------------------------------------------------------ Touroid Virtual Tour Creator (2.0 MB) Shareware Touroid Virtual Tour Creator provides an easy-to-use interface allowing you to construct a professional-looking site containing an interactive virtual tour of your home, business, school, town, or local area. 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For information about cats, type ? cats and press Enter. Or type ? cats siamese for more specific info. Complex searches most likely won't work this way, however, so you'll need to go through a search engine. By the way, search engine companies make marketing agreements with browser companies to use their services. That's why certain search engines appear when you use the question mark search scheme. 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