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=> Funny Quotes
=> Software Recommendation
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WEIRD NEWS
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A Palestinian extremist has admitted killing his girlfriend
to cover up his impotence. Mount Lebanon's district
attorney is requesting a death sentence for Ibrahim
Mohammad Maaty. Ibrahim admitted killing the 16-year-
old so she would not find out he was impotent. The
25-year-old lived in a camp in Beirut and was a member
of a Palestinian extremist group, unnamed by the court.
He said he was a divorcee whose marriage had collapsed
because of his impotency. He had become close to his
girlfriend Leyla, who lived next door, and had begun a
relationship that was limited to kissing and hugging. One
day they were cuddling when Ibrahim put a gun in her
mouth. Leyla asked, "Do you want to kill me?" Ibrahim
pulled the trigger and hid her body in the kitchen closet
wrapped with a blanket.
A pet rooster has died on the operating table during a
court-ordered castration. Cindy June's bird had to go
under the knife because neighbours complained about
its loud crowing. The castration was supposed to be safer
than cutting Farmsworth's vocal chords. It would also have
lower his testosterone level, making him less likely to crow.
Ms June of Milton, New York, was distraught at Farmsworth's
death. She told the Times Union. He was my buddy. It was
just a stupid chicken, but I cried a river."
A new book reveals how to spot a toupee, how to determine
if your date is married and how to deal with a bad kisser. "The
Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating And Sex" also
suggests how to have sex in an aeroplane lavatory, how to
save your date from choking and how to remove unsightly
stains. The follow-up to the Worst Case Scenario Survival
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An 80-year-old Italian has been jailed for 11 years for
offences he committed when he was 20. Leonardo Raco
was charged in his youth for two minor robberies and
possession of weapons, but he was never arrested.
A file containing his case records was found 60 years later
in archives in Florence and a judge decided to have him
arrested. The pensioner from Locri, southern Italy, was
traced by police, judged and sentenced.
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FUNNY QUOTES
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"Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie
shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another
million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken
impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing
and dancing?"
- Jay Leno
"My wife told me she needs five thousand dollars - all her
mother's teeth have to come out. I told her, 'I'll give you ten
thousand dollars - take her tongue out.'"
- Rodney Dangerfield
"If you ever get your tongue stuck to a flagpole, the best
way to handle the situation is to take off all your clothes.
Then people will say, 'Hey, look at the naked guy!' instead
of, 'Hey, look at the idiot with his tongue stuck to a
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