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Dear subscribers,
I'd like to wish everyone of you a Happy New Year! May 2002
be a year of good health, love, peace, and prosperity.
Of course I will do my best to keep bringing you the best
laughs, weird web sites, strange news and useful tips to
help you through the days.
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INDEX
=> Sponsor ad
=> New sites
=> Bits and bytes
=> Weird News
=> Funny Quotes
=> Software Recommendation
=> User Tip
=> Subscribe/Unsubscribe information
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WEIRD NEWS
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An Oregon man's attempt to sell the rights to his mummified
body when he dies has failed. James Olheiser's offer on
eBay has been removed because it violates the site's
guidelines. He wanted around �170,000 for his daughter's
education, including the cost of mummification. Under the
proposal, his mummified remains would become part of
a public or private collection. "I figured it would be some
weird millionaire who would pay," Mr Olheiser, who's from
Salem said. His 19-year-old wife Danielle is expecting a
daughter in May. Mr Olheiser, 24, says he got the idea from
watching a TV programme on mummification, and talking
with friends about internet auctions. After eBay's decision to
remove the offer, he's not sure what he'll do next. "Maybe I
can find some other auction site," he said.
Police in Indiana are looking for a burglary suspect who
took a shower and fled from the house naked. A builder
working in the house in Bedford called police to say there
was a stranger in the shower. The builder confiscated the
man's clothes. The suspect fled without trying to get them
back. Police say he'd left by the time they arrived. The builder
says he asked the man what he was doing. He says the
man replied that the house belonged to his grandmother.
"The construction worker knew the man was not telling the
truth, so he took the man's clothes and told the man in the
shower he was in trouble," police chief David Jarrard says.
Police think he escaped in a car parked nearby.
Authorities in Missouri have agreed to pay $100,000 to four
prisoners who say their jailers urinated on them. Greene
County officials say they'll share the cash, worth almost
�70,000. The alleged incident happened as they played
basketball. Two prison officers resigned from their jobs
and have been charged with assault. Prosecutors say
Justin K Hastings, 21, and Curtis A Myers, 26, climbed
on a roof and urinated on the prisoners. A metal grate
serves as the roof for the exercise area.
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FUNNY QUOTES
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"Someday I know I will look in a child's eyes, all full of
wonder and opportunity, and say: 'Don't shoot! My wallet's
in my left coat pocket!'"
- Jennifer Piatak
"With my wife I don't get no respect. I got no sex life. In
my house we put the mirror over the dogs bed."
- Rodney Dangerfield
"According to a research study, it takes the average man 2
minutes to have sex, and within 7 minutes he�s usually
asleep, which can be pretty dangerous because by that
time most guys are already on the road driving home."
- Jay Leno
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SOFTWARE RECOMMENDATION
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* QueIt! (2.4 MB) Shareware
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USER TIP
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"Internet Traffic"
You try to bring up a web page in your browser, and it just
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the same thing happens. Must be the server is slow, right?
Wrong.
The Internet can be just like the freeway in Pasadena. Clogged
with "cars" (packets of information) during rush hour. When it
gets busy, the Net slows down. Sometimes to a crawl. Doesn't
matter how fast your connection is, if there's too much traffic,
the only thing that's going to fix things is for some of the
"cars" to leave the highway. That's why downloading during
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