I do hope all of you are ready for the new DTV channels! Just got this today and thought I'd pass it along.
> > For Immediate Release > > Are you ready for Digital TV? Starting in February, 2009, analog TV > signals will no longer be available in many areas. To ensure continued > enjoyment of your favorite programs, you'll need to purchase a new digital > TV-ready receiver or a set-top converter box. > > But that's not all you'll need. Due to their continuously-varying > amplitudes, analog-TV signals can roughen and damage the surfaces of older > and heavily-used television antenna elements. > > Composed of binary ones and zeros, modern state-of-the art digital TV > signals can bounce off roughened antenna surfaces, weakening signals and > rendering some digital TV signals completely unwatchable. > > Instead of replacing that older and expensive outdoor antenna, you can > recondition it. After all, you wouldn't throw away your automobile because > its finish gets weathered and dull, would you? No... you'd wash and wax > it! > > Quintidigital Discount Products, Inc., announces DigiWash (tm) and DigiWax > (tm), two products guaranteed to increase your digital TV viewing > satisfaction. > > Before you connect your new digital TV receiver or converter to an older > outdoor antenna, wash the antenna's elements with DigiWash, an ecofriendly > and biodegradable cleanser that removes roughened analog-signal residue > and bird droppings. > > When the elements are dry, simply apply a light coating of DigiWax (tm) to > the antenna's elements, buff with a chamois or lamb's-wool mitt, and > you're assured of DTV reception that's Every Bit As Good (sm). > > Manufactured with lubricants produced by farm-raised pythons and > free-range rattlesnakes, DigiWash and DigiWax will be available in > high-end consumer-electronics stores and audiophile boutiques on April > 1st, 2009. > > #--30--# > > DigiWash and DigiWax are trademark of Quintidigital Discount Products, > Inc. > Every Bit As Good is a registered service mark of Crotalus Products, Inc. > > > -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WISPA Wants You! Join today! http://signup.wispa.org/ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- WISPA Wireless List: wireless@wispa.org Subscribe/Unsubscribe: http://lists.wispa.org/mailman/listinfo/wireless Archives: http://lists.wispa.org/pipermail/wireless/
