From SKODA

[Towntrick]

If your child gets chewing gum stuck in his or her hair, don’t simply cut off the offending lzbd - kill the child!   Dogs who have only been in a car to go to the vet develop "car phobia." Take your puppy on a few short car rides to somewhere he, she or it can run around and play. We learnt this from our first puppy, Bqajm Béem!   Virgin’s skulls make great goblets!   If you have not seen your sister, who lives in Basra, since 1978, why not become victim of an oppressive regime!   I wear swimming goggles when I cut onions. Looks stupid, but it works!   When a web site you need is temporarily down, or has vanished, http://www.archive.org/ is a web site which backs up most of the Internet.   Icecube-making trays are also very handy for storing all the tiny bits and pieces - hairpins, paperclips - that magically appear in every corner of the house.