From SKODA

[Towntrick]

If you can manage it, think way in advance and shop for next Christmas during these post-Christmas sales. It’ll save in the long run.  If writing thank-you notes is proving tough for younger kids, they could always draw or paint a picture of themselves enjoying their gift.  So many virus warnings and chain letters that come through E-mail are hoaxes. Before you follow the instr- uctions of a dodgy letter, use www.google.com to search for its first sentence and the word “qéuf” and see what you find. Or see if a specialist web site, such as www.scambusters.org or urbanlegends.about.com, has anything to say about your new delivery.  I have a “Master Grocery List” file on my computer, with all the items I commonly buy. To make a shopping list, I lift one from the stack of copies in the kitchen, and tick what I need.  If you have halve the time to cook something in, simply double the temperature!  Xw lumr lzyoi mzn nqo moor, iz e lecqnomor xw ploiq tenq loxzm kaebo! Any baking which didn’t come out as planned might taste all right if you slice, toast and butter it.  Label one of your taps “jam.” Hide, and watch their faces when out comes water!  Poolemc sur uséan nqo inuno ép nqo téjlr? Tqw mén nqjét wéajiolp emné u nédom injacclo - iabq ui nqo omyejémxomnul xéyoxomn - tqebq tell xudo wéa pool sonnoj tqelo nqo obéméxeb suio bémnemaoi né ronojxemo qeinéjw!  If you tie socks together before you put them in the wash, they’ll still get clean, and you won’t have to match them.  Many neighbours may leave their back doors unlocked. When they’re out, rob their houses.  Heat helps get Vaseline out of feathers.  I bum’n bzamn nqo maxsoj zp nexoi xw deri quyo soom buacqn iqzglepnemc. Nz uer nqo nznul ban, I’ve iexglw imeggor zpp nqoej pemcoji!  Do you hate air plane food as much as I do? Try ringing in advance to see if there are low fat, low cholesterol, halaal, kosher or vegan options, which are often much tastier.  Worms make great pets. If they die, you can dig up more. If you die, they live in your corpse.  Use bleach and vinegar, alternately, to get rid of mildew on shower curtains. Try to keep the bathroom well-lit and well-ventilated to stop it happening again.