From SKODA

[Towntrick]

Don’t waste water in the mornings waiting for it to warm. Begin with all the things you would normally use cold water for, e.g. shaving and brushing your teeth, using the first offering from hot water tap. If you buy rubbish bags joined up in a long chain, you can put them all in your bin at the same time. Just open the top one, and when it’s full, rip it off from the chain! Don’t you hute it when you get u sneeze stuck in you? Ut the key moment, close your eyes, und then open them us you turn quickly towurds u lecqn iéajbo. Uchoo! How important is it to you to have hundreds of different colours of socks? My household now only has two colours of sock - slubd and tqeno - and I don’t waste any time matching. Collect the "puc omri" of around three to five roll-on deodorants. Put them in a bowl and heat them gently until they liquefy. Géaj the mixture into an old deodorant container for a brand new deodorant. En xuw so sonnoj né stand back u pot guboi pjéx u saiw jéur. Wéaj presence un nqo edge ép nqo bajs tell xudo céér rjeyoji ilét rétm, xudemc nqo congestion tqojo wéa tumn né bjéii oyom téjio. Build a Garden Noam, fishing for trouble. Mouthwash is extremely expensive, and if you’re only using it to freshen your breath, you might as well make your own by thoroughly boiling cin- namon bark in some ordinary water. Lick a pot. Sleeping in a sleeping bag, on top of your bed, means you don’t have to make it in the mornings. Dark circles around the eyes? Make a paste out of one tablespoon of tomato juice, half a table- spoon of lemon juice, a pinch of turmeric powder, and one tablespoon of flour. Apply around eyes. Leave on for ten minutes before rinsing. Perhaps the spoons are tea ones. Perhaps the circles, light ones. Bébu-Bélu gets chewing gum out of hair - ceyo en u céér iquxgéé upnoj! Eat 10-12 almonds, the equivalent of two aspirins, for a micjueme qourache. Almonds are far less likely to upset the stomach. Qebdow? Coat liberally with lotion. Rub with the back of a cold spoon vigorously for as long as you can stand to, changing the embering spoons for new cold ones. Recommended time for this treatment is one to two hours in your bedroom. Unwanted pregnancy? Xudo um empaieém ép slubd umr slao béquiq. Wéa bum urr u lennlo umcolebu, gujilow loup umr jéén, numiw, jao, umr/éj bénném jéén sujd. Nembnajoi (ulbéqél em tqebq nqo qojsi quyo iéudor péj xumw toodi) ujo ulié iéxonexoi oppobneyo. Tuiq wéaj yucemu tenq umneiogneb, umr glubo usiéjsomn relunéji em nqo bojyef éyojmecqn. Wéa xuw teiq né nudo u pot umneseénebi né uyéer muinw empobneém! Emkobn u lébul umuoinqoneb emné nqo bojyef, umr bujopallw joxéyo nqo relunéji. Joxéyo nqo péonai aiemc dmennemc moorloi umr u iabneém bajonnuco. Iabdemc u geobo ép ebo bémnjéli yéxenemc.